Apparently in the new movie Starship Troopers there is a telepathic kid who
proves his telepathic powers by convincing a ferret to crawl up his mom's
pants leg.
 
Now, I got this information from a disgruntled reviewer who mentioned the
above with a bit of incredulity - as would I, because how bleedin' difficult
is it to convince a ferret to go up your pants leg?  :) Well, obviously not
*too* hard - the animal trainer probably didn't have to work too much on
that one.
 
Melissa and the 3 pants-slitherers and the 1 who's too dainty to do that
(unless, of course, they're shorts, not pants)
 
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 By the whole newsgroup devoted tennis showing
     it after scarfing fork and laughters
[Posted in FML issue 2117]