Okay, now I have seen everything!  Yesterday I took my old man Mo into the
vet with extreme anal irritation, thinking horrible thoughts about what he
might have eaten to give him such a horrible looking sore.  Turns out that
the old man has hemerroids.  My vet suggested using a little preparation H
(can you just see the TV commercial!).  He also suggested mixing a little
Metamucil into Mo's food to help him poop more easily.  I don't know why I
find this so funny - I suppose the fellow is just getting old (he's about 7.
now).  He's starting to look his age, too, he's developed a lovely grey
color to his fur, and he's getting cranky and forgetful.  Oh well, thought I
would share this tidbit with y'all.  Anyone have any insights as to what
else I have to look forward to as Mo and my other two age?
[Posted in FML issue 1601]