As you all are aware, I have been blamed for Ms Carol buying another ferret
while I was visiting her two weeks ago.  We had stopped in at a pet store,
just wanting to look, and she picked up the one and only white one (her
Lilly is white) and just petted and petted and petted.  She fell for him.
She did find a lump or hard spot in his tummy and she just rubbed and
rubbed it.  After we went back to her home, she talked about that little
guy and that hard spot and and and
 
A week after I left, she went and bought him anyway.  Yesterday, she took
him and Baily Boy into the vet, which I feel sure she was concerned with
that hard spot and I am sure she was rubbing it some more.  She wrote me
when she got home: "Newman weighed 1 lb 2 oz and the vet examined his
tummy, told me he did have a hard spot - it was his penis" !!!!!!!!
 
Now folks, this is a wife, a mother of two children, the owner of two other
male ferrets.  Let's all hope Newman recovers from this affliction of being
a male ferret!!!!!
 
Which she did say she was soooooooooo embarrassed.  We both admitted to
kinda having crushes on our young little vets, I bet that killed that one.
(Mom always said when your vet looks like he is young enough to be your
kid......no she said when the doctors and policemen looked.....)
 
Millie and her snickering, knee slapping, laughing with tears noble
cleaning crew
Easy Off:  the most perfect ferret in the whole wide world
Ammonia:  GRandma, do you have any real ammonia, I want to doose Ajax
with it, it'll help.
Cascade:  Does she have any more of those nose masks for mowing the yard
and filtering out the allergies
Ajax:  Hey girlies, anyone here want to play "DOCTOR" ?????
Dizzy: Yes,  Ajax, we DOOO, but "I'm" the doctor - Hey,  any of you
nurses want to scrub up first.
Joy:  I'll go get the stick pins
[Posted in FML issue 2562]