Well, I suppose I should fess up to singing songs to and about my kids.  One
I sing to Hot Shot is sung to the tune of "Oh Danny Boy" and goies like
this:
 
Oh Hot Shot Boy
The ferretone is calling
On top the cage, it sits there all alone.
You climb, You climb and knock it to the floor,
and quickly hide it in the dresser drawer.
 
I have a song for each of my 12 kids and am singing all of the time :)
 
Terry & the drty dzn
[Posted in FML issue 1681]