Help!  My computer has been infected with the happyferret virus.  When I
returned to my computer yesterday, I found that "Netscape" had been changed
to "jhmm32222222".  As time goes on, more and more of my filenames will be
encrypted into Ferretese.  Once my computer screen becomes the jumbled mess
that is my overall apartment, my ferrets will be free to drag and drop
files into the recycling bin, under the bed, and into their hidey hole
under the bathroom sink.  So far they have refused to tell me how to fix
this virus.  However, I believe they are demanding Linatone, ten crinkly
paper bags, and and end to that dreadful nail clipping.
[Posted in FML issue 2673]