Christine was quite a ... "colorful" friend ..


 Subject: stupid weasel story of the day
 From: "Christine Herman-- Ms. Ferret Lover" <[log in to unmask]>
 Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2001 07:46:37 EDT

My little Weeds- the dark prince of broken dishware,corner crap,chewed
shoes, window screen climbing, and midnight cage rattling--was doing
the war dance on my stuff again. he decided to check out my nighttable
for his favorited delicacy - oil of olay hand cream... now poor Weeds
is stone deaf- has poor eyesight, small brain which is probably not
very reality based anyway-he has consumed so much shampoo, soap,
cigarette butts,cut flowers, and chinese take out- I fear for his
common sense.

So he is dancing on my nighttable and knocking everything all over- the
lamp goes crash. The phone is dangling and a metalic voice is saying in
a heavy Brooklyn accent " you appear to have a reciever off the hook,
please hang up and try your call again"---

Weeds has the oil of olay and is about to make off to his lair with his
prize- but he becomes discombobulated by my anger and gets tangled in
my pajamas instead.

The answering machine is one the floor buzzing away .

Later in the day I come home to the situation having been made right
and a message on my machine.

I press to hear the message and it is an aquaintance.andrea whom I have
not heard from in some time- and her message is this:

"Hello,heelooo,heeelloo is that you Christine?-- who in hell is -like -
Weeds- ??, is that -like- your new girlfriend or something?-like-what
kinda name is -like-Weeds?-- what does she work for the border patrol
or =like - something??- hey call me will ya- ? ""

So I say huh-what ?? and play back my recording.- the message on my
tape is this:

Godamn it Weeds will ya cut it out and get off me, come here
sweatheart, give mommy the oil"

The record button was on while Weeds was doing his war dance on my
night table. I know it's a stupid story - but true.

Christine
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