Look, some of you people are ridiculous.  Let's just step back and see
that, uh, well, I HAVE ONLY THUMPED HER ONE TIME!!!!  OK???  Did any of you
get that???  And the "ferret expert" who said I haven't used patience, well
I think I have been very patient.  And if somethig works now, WHY SHOULD I
WAIT FOR 18 MONTHS?  WHY SHOULD I WAIT FOR HER TO SEVERLY BITE SOMEONE ELSE
WHO MIGHT GET HER SENT TO THE POUND????  Look, one flick and it worked.  A
flick on her nose in is her best interest.  At least she's not attacking
people who would call her rabid.  And by the way, most of you are
responding to the posts from people who are HAPPY FOR ME AND RIO, since she
isn't biting now.  I'm not asking for your help anymore, thanks though.  I
don't need anymore advice because I thumped my ferret's nose and she DOES
NOT BITE ANYMORE.  It's not as if she is still biting and I'm still
thumping her nose.  Or, "Come here, Rio, let Mom thump your nose until it's
broken." After one thump, SHE DOES NOT BITE NOW.  AT ALL.  PERIOD.  So I
don't need your advice anymore on how to make her stop.  She doesn't bite,
I'm happy and most of the people who have followed the story are pleased
as well.  So, stop preaching at me.  I don't feel I'm wrong to have
successfully stopped my ferret from visciously biting me everyday.  You
people claim to be here to provide information, but the minute you think
you see someone succeeding when using a measure other than yours, you jump
up on your soap boxes and condemn them to hell.  Well, thanks but no
thanks.
[Posted in FML issue 3061]