Hi Folks,
 
Upon reflection about our life with ferrets, I came up with the following
list.  Hope you enjoy it.
 
You might be a ferret lover if --
 
1.  You never have to remind your husband to put down the toilet lid.
2.  You've learned to like open-toed socks.
3.  At least one room in your home has boards or other objects arranged in
    some unique configuration.
4.  You've started eating raisins when you never liked them before.
5.  The song * Pop Goes The Weasel * holds deep meaning for you.
6.  You would never eat a box of "chocolates!"
7.  You don't wear perfume or cologne anymore because it clashes with musk.
8.  You know leaving banana or raisin juice on your hands is dangerous to
    your health.
9.  You can't just plop down on the couch anymore.
10. You're pretty certain you could out maneuver any minefield.
11. You feel guilty all the time.
12. Good Will sends *you* old clothes.
13. You laugh when someone says the words "savings account" to you.
14. You feel like you need a vacation ALL the time.
15. You never knew that poop could be SO fascinating.
16. You kiss your ferret more than your spouse.
17. You know guard hairs aren't rabbits playing football.
18. You know your chicken gravy recipe isn't like the one grandma made.
    Neither is your lime jello.
19. Your ferret has trained YOU to come when it's called.
20. You keep flunking ferret math.
21. You've got wood-pellet cough.
22. You can advise new mothers on the best baby food.
23. You're on a first-name basis with your veterinarian who gives you a
    quantity discount.
24. You've got more ideas to add to this list.
 
Leslie and the Twelve Troubles
--free advice is often worth the price--
http://www.erols.com/ferritz
[Posted in FML issue 2784]