I have never wrestled.  I have never posed nude.  Send me your ferrets.
 
Wait, on the other hand, I *am* short (height challenged).  Is that a good
thing or a bad thing?  Maybe you better not send them til we clarify this.
 
Are there other criteria?
 
Wait a minute, my ferrets are even shorter then i am, but they wrestle all
the time, but they have these great new coats on, so they're not really
nude, so where do we stand?
 
O, just send me your ferrets, but not the tall naked ones.
 
---sharin
[Posted in FML issue 2858]