Hi, Everyone:
 
Because I was deluged with e-mails (5), about my Bruno song, and pleas for
more, I have no choice but to send another one.
 
Enjoy!
 
Mary Cohen
 
" Box of Raisins! "
 
sung to the hymn ''Rock Of Ages" ( cleft for me...)
 
Box of raisins, all for me,
I will just take twenty three.
Then I'll hide them in a nook,
where my mom won't think to look.
I will eat them one by one,
and I'll smile when I am done.
 
Nutrical tube, all for me,
I won't share it no-siree.
I could make it last all day,
if I take time out to play.
When it's gone, I will be sad,
but my tummy will be glad.
 
Watermelon, all for me,
sweet and juicy as can be.
I don't like it when it's chilled,
Hurts my tooth ( the one that's filled).
I'd prefer it not be sliced,
I would rather have it diced.
 
Ripe banana, all for me,
freshly picked, right off the tree.
Are those brown spots? that won't do!
must be yellow through and through.
Could you cut off tiny chunks,
I can't  eat those great big hunks.
 
Cheerio box, all for me,
Each one's different, can't you see?
I prefer to choose my own.
What I leave can then be thrown.
Do they look the same to you?
You don't have my high I.Q.
[Posted in FML issue 2771]