This is in response to the woman with 7 ferrets who says that she bathes
her ferrets once a year:
 
Once a year?  Don't they stink if you don't bath them more often than that?
Don't they scratch themselves and stuff from the dirt?
 
Trixie gets a bath once a week if she's stinkin', once every two weeks if
she's not scratching herself to death by then.  I know the baths don't dry
her out because she never itches after a bath, only about a week later.  We
use FerretSheen on her to decrease that "ferret smell" they all have.
 
Shea & Trixie
[Posted in FML issue 3048]