Last Will and Testament
 
I leave you my solid gold ferret.
He weighs in at 24-karat.
And so when I fly
To that hammock in the sky,
You=92ll inherit a ferret of merit.
 
A ferret is not just a pole-cat.
He's sometimes an out-of-control cat.
And when he war dances,
It only enhances
His fame as a cool rock-n-roll cat.
 
With apologies,
Kat
[Posted in FML issue 1854]