Bob C. wrote:
>2. PRODUCT NAME: Identifies the food as beef, chicken, liver, old tractor
>tires, etc.  If it says CHICKEN, the total product must be at least 70%
>mystery chicken.  If it says CHICKEN DINNER (or PLATTER, ENTREE, etc.), it
>is 10 to 70% mystery chicken.  If it says CHICKEN FLAVOR, then it is less
>than 10% mystery chicken.  IF it says CHICKEN AND LIVER DINNER, then 10-70%
>must be a combination of chicken and liver, both have to be more than 3%,
>and chicken must exceed liver, which means it's just a mystery.  So, if
>something says SEA CAPTAIN'S CHOICE, it only has to be 10% mystery fish.
 
Okay, Bob, if what you say it true, what are Iams Kitten and Totally Ferret
made of?
 
Maybe I don't want to know.
 
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[Posted in FML issue 3032]