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|DeAr MoM & dAd:                            |                   #  @@@  # |
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|Hi! i Am havInG lOts of FuN! I DeCided     |                   #  `, | # |
|I wAnTeD to sEe tHe woRld. RiGht noW I Am  |                   #   / \ # |
|iN sUnnY TexAs. i haVe sEEn thE AlAmO -    |                   #usa 29c# |
|loTs OF cOrNeRs to POOP in. i havE seeN    |                   ######### |
|an arMadillo. ThEy arE nO Fun. ThEy doN't  |                             |
|wardAnce or dOOk. ThEy lIe in THe rOad liKe|                             |
|sPeeD BUmps. THe kibbLe heRe is BIG. thEy  |                             |
|say EverYthiNg iS BIG in teXas. MayBe I CAN|                             |
|finD me a CUte, biG JiLL.                  |   To: Mom and Dad Burkard   |
|                                           |       1313 Mockingbird Lane |
|I WilL gO seE housTan TOmorrOw. MayBe tHe  |       Rochester, NY 14450   |
|oCean ToO. I Am cArefUl tO AvOid RaTtle-   |                             |
|sNakes, sO dOn't worRy.                    |                             |
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|gIve EveryBoDy a niP fOr me. i'lL be hOme  |                             |
|sOOn, bUt tHerE aRe A feW more tHinGs I    |                             |
|wAnt tO seE.                               |                             |
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|  nipS & kiSSes, squirt                    |                             |
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      (on the reverse is a picture of the Alamo with x's drawn in a
       few corners.)
[Posted in FML issue 1458]