******imagine a very large albino hob typing at a computer********
 
Heeeeeeyyyyyyyy Big Bear!  Dis is your brothur Polar Bear!  My Mommy
Ingrid said I could email you!  Hows tings goin at the shelter?  I will
be dere tomorrow to play wit you but you better be nice to me.  Last
Monday you bit me!  I came all da way from Boulder City to see you and
that's not nice of you.  (hiss, hiss)
 
I got sumthin to tell you.  You know how your Mommy CJ calls me "Dummy
Bear"?  Well, last Monday night on da ride home from your house, I was in
my little carrier on the floor of da car and mommy was paying attention
to driving in the nasty traffic on da fweeway and singin to Jesus music.
Well, I figured out how to OPEN da door of my carrier and popped up on
mommy's lap to help her dwive!!  CJ better be impwessed!
 
Well, mommy lost her religion and began swearing at me!  I was just
twying to help her dwive.  She wanted to know how I got out!  I am not
tellin.  I will tell you when I see you tomorrow though.  You can tell
the others at da shelter.  So mommy pulls over and puts me back into my
carrier.  She said it was too dangerous for me to run around the car and
besides, since I have my nards and smell so bad (just like you) I pee all
over the place.
 
Well, we got back on road and I opened my door again and got out.  Again,
mommy pulled over and put me back.  Then I did it again.  Hee hee!
Finally, she gave up and let me play in the da back seat.  But you know
dat space in da car to put coins and stuff?  Well, I peed in there!!!
Hee hee hee hee!  Mommy did not find dat until da next day.  I bet she
was using dose swear words again.
 
Also my mommy takes me to the park to run and play since I smell so bad.
I can't play with da others cause I want to hug them in dat special way.
I can t help it.  You have da same problem.  Soon mommy says I am going
to see da vet for a "special" visit.  I don't know what dat means?  Do
you?
 
Anyway, mommy says we have to be careful next time we go to da park cause
last night I tried to give a little doggie (Yorkshire) one of my special
hugs.  He did NOT like it.  Mommy said I almost gave the little doggie a
coronary" whatever dat means.  Mommy had to pologize to the little
doggie's mommy too.
 
See ya tomorrow, Luv da Polar Bear
[Posted in FML issue 4019]