I feel so behind in the times. How could I bet so uninformed about a
basic ferret necessity. I'm a 'tard as my kids love to say. And it
took my hippie, surfin' dude of a son to point it out to me.

Said son, as you recall, now owns a possum and a chipmunk. Part of
their diet, it turns out, is high quality ferret food because of the
product quality and the amount of high protein. He went to the store to
buy their supplies and he came home with 8 in 1 ferret food. I said,
"Chet you know better ...". He then showed me that they now have a new
formula. My mouth dropped open when I saw it now has 45% protein and as
I understand, a host of other most excellent ingredients. It's chicken
and rice based to boot. Sigh, chipmunk Chet taught me a thing or two
today.

So on a level of 1-10, how out of date .. okay, how 'tarded am I
exactly for not knowing this?

Da Wolfy
The shame of it all ..

::Oracle::
"What a maroon!"

[Posted in FML 6517]