"Adventures of the Starship Raisinprize"
              "Episode 1 - Transmission 3 of 5"
 
POP ... POP ... POP ... SQUEAK (Jim, Sock, and Bones reappear on the
bridge with dozens of squeaky toys. Loud cheers erupt from the crew.)
 
CAPTAIN: "No time to party now.  We need to get out of orbit quickly.
RED ALERT!"
 
UPOOPOO: "The Dogulons are hailing us."
 
CAPTAIN: "On screen."
 
DOGULON CAPTAIN: "WOOF!" (slobber splashing all over the screen) "How
dare you steal our squeaky toys!  We will destroy you now!"
 
CAPTAIN: (to Dogulon captain in a sing song voice) "Neener neener, dook
dook dook! End transmission." (screen goes blank) "Load Poop Torpedoes
and prepare to fire."
 
CHECKOV: "Four more Dogulon wessels approaching.  Sir, they out gun us."
 
CAPTAIN: "Sulu, get us out of here now!  Scotty, ENGAGE ALL HAMSTERS!
Set course for the Hidey-Hole.  Evasive WAR DANCE Alpha."
 
SULU: "The Dogulons are firing.  They are pooping everywhere.  No
precision, no manners.  Stupid Dogulons!"
 
CAPTAIN: "Target their propulsion and FIRE!"
 
SULU: "Direct hit sir. Two Dogulons are stopping to sniff themselves.
Six more Dogulon War-Paws approaching.  Ten seconds to Hidey Hole!" (The
ship rocks hard) "That one was close!"
 
(The Raisinprize bounces around the sky in a random seeming fashion, but
manages to evade all incoming poops.  Moments latter they disappear into
the Hidey Hole.)
 
                    (to be continued)
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          Bryan P. Coffey - Boston, MA
The Weasel Warriors - Albi, Esef, Merri & Mint
    http://www.gis.net/~bpcoffey/furball.html
[Posted in FML issue 2714]