Theo...
the couch is such an inviting place for most ferrets...  just think of it
obnce you get in there it isd dark and cozy, you can go in a number of
different directions...  nap in one arm, then run along the back, tunnel out
the back to check on dad Theo sitting on th cushions...  Yes and the antics
go on and on and the couch falls apart So... you want to keep them out..
 
My suggestion get some Bitter Apple spray-- in your dog supply section of
the pet store...  and spray it on the couch.  They hate the smell and the
taste so if you're lucky this will help deter your two darlings Kira and
Tasha...  if not just keep that arm action going or give in....
[Posted in FML issue 1457]