Recently, someone posted a funny story regarding his ferret pulling
     on his significant-other's (SO) body-ring (like an earring, but not on
     your ear).  As soon as I read it I knew someone would definitely take
     it out of context.  And sure enough, someone already doesn't want to
     hear about personal "sex lives" on the FML even if there's a ferret in
     the story somewhere.
 
        Sorry, but I do not recall any mention of sexual acts in the entire
     posting.  He said they were "uh, playing around".  He also apologized
     first in case it was too off colour.
 
        The part I have difficulty with is the Boomerang update.  The one
     that described how he clawed the inside of his mouth so much "some
     skull is visible" (or some quote to that nature).  How about,
     "Boomerang is in rough shape" without the graphic details.
 
        Anyway, I don't mean to start a thread but I think someone needed
     to reply.
 
                                        Al Braunstein
 
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The above comments are mine and mine alone and may not necessarily
(but probably do) represent the opinion(s) of any other group or
individual.
[Posted in FML issue 1109]