A BAIT: The use of treat baits such as ferrettone to stop squirming during
nail clipping.
 
BOOB TUBES: Two ferrets abreast.
 
CON ANIMA: A ferret which tricks a human into giving it a treat, usually
through fake visits to the litter box.
 
DORK: Anyone working for the CaCa Fish and Gestapo.
 
ENTERITIS: The frenzied rush of ferrets to enter a ferret free zone.
 
EXHUME: Digging bits of organic rubble out of the hidey hole.
 
FERRET TONE: The frequency of a ferret whine.
 
G'DAY TRAY: The Aussie term for a ferret litter box.
 
G.E. WHIZ: Otter Water under the refrigerator.
 
HAZELNUT: The color of the goodies hanging under a chocolate hob.
 
INTENT:  Inside a lady's skirt.
 
JOLLY ROGER: A hob in action.
 
JOYSTICK: A ferret's bacula.
 
KIT SHIN DINNER: A baby ferret chewing on the front of your lower leg.
 
KNOCKERS: When two ferrets bump into each other repeatedly.
 
LAWLESSLESS: The state of ferrets who refuses to watch Xena.
 
MONKEY MEAT: The unknown meat in ferret kibble.
 
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS: Ferrets that belong to someone else.
 
NOODLE: The shape of ferrets in a can of worms.
 
NOODLE DOODLE: When a ferret poopie has a symbolic shape, such as the
infinity sign.
 
OTTER WATER: Those bright yellow floor puddles no ferret will own up to.
 
PICKUP LINE: Occurs when you pick up a poopie and several ferrets queue up
to see exactly what you are doing and how they can help.
 
PROCRASTINATE: What ferret owners do instead of picking up poopie.
 
QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS: The attempt to count ferrets while they are running
around the room.
 
QUANTITY THEORY: The rules associated with ferret math.
 
QUASIMOTOR: When a humped back ferret war dances around the room.
 
RHEA: A bird commonly killed by ferrets in CaCa Land, usually while uttering
the word "die" at the same time.
 
SNOT FUNNY: When a ferret snorkles in your nostril.
 
SWEET MEAT: The location on the inside of the elbow where a ferret loves
to bite.
 
TANGLE RANGLE: A person holding four or more excited ferrets trying to
get at each other.
 
TITTIE TWISTER: A ferret spinning inside your shirt.
 
UNDER WAY: The shortcut the ferret takes under the sofa.
 
VIENNA SAUSAGE: An Austrian ferret.
 
WILDCAT: A ferret in a running frenzy.
 
WYSIWYC: refers to the standard rule of poopie cleanup: What you see is
what you clean.
 
X MARKS THE SPOT: Any location away from the litter box.
 
YAK: The organic material left after a ferret upchuck.
 
YEARN: The southern term for otter water.
 
YELLOW DOG: A champaigne hob.
 
YELLOWTAIL: A tail that was dragged through otter water.
 
YIPS: When a ferret yells while nipping another ferret.
 
YUCCA: What a ferret says when living in CaCa Land (yuc!).
 
ZEBRA: What ze ferret ducks into when slinking down ze blouse.
 
ZOOM BOOM: A ferret farting while running.
 
Bob C and 20 MO Procrastinatin' Pherts
[Posted in FML issue 2338]