Hope you enjoy this version
 
Hugs to the fuzzies,
 
Mary Cohen
 
Hi Everyone:
 
Here are some new lyrics to "I'll Take You Home Again Kathleen"
 
Oh, take me home again, Mom, please;
You've brought me to an awful spot.
I know I don't have any fleas,
So I must be here for a shot.
 
The rosy glow has left my nose,
My snowy whiskers have turned gray,
I have no feeling in my toes,
And I have only breath to say:
 
Oh, take me home again, Mom, please,
I promise I will never bite.
These vets get such outrageous fees,
I would rather keep my mouth shut tight.
 
Oh, take me home again, Mom, please,
The noise in here has me a wreck.
That caterwauling Siamese,
Someone should wring her dainty neck!
 
My little paws are trembling so,
My heart is pounding in my breast.
I need my pan. I've gotta go,
'Cause I am feeling very stressed!
 
Oh, take me home again, Mom, please,
To where my heart will know no fear.
I think I'm going to start to wheeze,
Let's go home, and try again next year.
[Posted in FML issue 2574]