I have great fun emailing friends with games about my two boys.  One is
"Where's Chet now".  Then I give a list of possibilities.  This is a
difficult game, because you never know what this boy is doing or what
interest he is pursuing.  The other game is "What's Sean thinking now".
This game is very difficult.  Because one never knows what Sean (whom is
autistic) is thinking or what he is going to say and when.  I love
playing these games and they are very funny.  So I thought, why not
make on for the FML.?  Maybe a "What's Dippy doing now", or a "Why's
Wolfy ......".  Let's play one.
 
   Why's Wolfy on her hands and knees?
 
-- she is worshipping the Oracle
-- she is sniffing and examining ferret poop to check for changes
-- she is nailing one of Sean's feet into the floor so he runs in circles
   rather than all over the house like a tornado
-- she is ducking from the "melodies" that Chet is trying to play on his
   new French horn
-- she is cleaning up Blacky's poopy paw prints
 
Answer: Although all of the above are possible and happen on occasion,
the answer is "cleaning up Blacky's poopy paw prints".  Blacky is the
only ferret she's ever known to play in poop.  He's not retarded, he in
fact is extremely bright.  So what's the explanation?  It's certainly not
normal ferret behavior.  However, on occasion, she has to get down on her
hands and knees and scrub up perfect little ferret poopy paw prints that
are tracked all over the ferret room.
 
Wolfy
http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com
[Posted in FML issue 4653]