First off the 12 steps to help you out of your addiction to stinkbutts,
furrkids, ferts, carpetsharks, little s&%ts, ect....
 
    Step 1  purchase first ferret.
    step 2  "    "   2'nd ferret.
    step 3  "    "   3'rd ferret.
    step 4  stop buying ferrets and adopt your 4'th ferret from shelter.
    step 5  adopt 5'th ferret.
    step 6 threw 12 same as above.
 
If you still want more ferrets after the 12'th there is no hope for you.
If you can stop any where from 2-ll your okay and only need minor help.  As
for a true 12 steps, NA WHO NEEDS THEM, your screwed after step 2 any way.
If by chance you stop after step 1, PLEASE FIND HELP.  Or write BIG and ask
to be removed from this list.  :-) I don't really mean this one.  One
ferret may be enough for you but two + is so much better.  I just wish I
could get Donna to understand ferret math.  Three's company, anything less
is almost as fun.
 
STUFF.  I forgot what what I wanted to say.  I have the attention span of a
ferret today.  Have a good week and a better weekend.
 
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 Brad, Donna, Taz the spaz, and Marie.
 
 Have you ever danced with a ferret under the light of a full moon? I have.
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[Posted in FML issue 2285]