Dear Ferret Folks-
 
Yesterday Alexandra in MA wrote:
 
>Yesterday Robin wrote:
>>I need some suggestions as to how to keep my ferrets from squeezing
>>themselves under their ferret room door.
 
>Well, I think I've hit on the answer, <snip> and slide the roof against
>the gap beneath the ferret room door until it's flush up against it,
>blocking it completely.
>
>There now!  Let 'em squeeze under *that*!
 
Oh, yeah, Alexandra (he said sarcastically), like that's gonna work!
They will simply reduce themselves to their molecular state, transport
through the truck and rematerialize on the other side of the door!  I
don't know WHAT you were thinking (Switch the Kit and Lily must have
been playing with the computer!) but that's no help!  Say something
useful like, *The only way to prevent your ferrets from sliding under
the door is to open the door so they can go through it!*
 
::wanders off, muttering to self::
Sheesh!And to think they let her give advice in Ferrets Magazine!
 
Shadow, official spokesfert for
The Poop-in-the-Corner Gang: Shadow, Sir Walter, Maggie Mae, Rocky
Bobbles, Pigglet, Baby Girl and Sammie
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4798]