Please feel free to add and ad-lib to this list... (the theme is)
"All I need to know, I learned from my ferrets"

Stop and smell whatever, especially if it looks interesting.

If you can steal it, Go for it!

Enjoy your human's candy, whatcha gonna do, live forever?,

snooze where it's comfy, whenever. In the back of someone else's
sock-drawer is one good place...

Never let a day go by without being happy about it, even if you can't
bounce very high, still, Bounce!, and Be happy!

When the human wiggles their toes inside their socks, they *do so*
want you to bite them whatever they afterwards say to the contrary)!

Whatever the Aplha-female of your group wants, you and your group
want. 

Never pass up a nice meal of eggs, and never mind whose plates
they're on...

[Posted in FML 7158]