I was watching "Are You Being Served" (Brit sit com shown on PBS) and they
made a ferret joke.  It's in the last episode of the series where Mr.
Spooner gets a recording contract for his rendition of "Chanson d'amour".
 
About 10 minutes in there is a discussion of the talent show.  Mrs. Slocum
complains about Mr. Harmon's intro taking five minutes because he was
pulling 4 ferrets out of his pants.  Mr. Harmon replies that the reason for
the delay is that there were 5 ferrets in his pants.  The accent makes it
funny.
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1837]