Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled money munchers...
 
(Hey!  Tastes just like Kentucky Fried Chicken!  Whut's in that
red-and-white-striped bucket, anyway?  Got another dollar?)
 
Someone was silly enough to give me an opening, so I'm gonna take it!
 
What do tatoos on your ferrets mean?  Here are some explanations.
 
1) If your ferret has a tatoo of a biker on a "hog" or "chopper" on
either front leg, it means they probably like being in gangs (of other
ferrets).  Don't just have one ferret, have many.  They do best in this
environment.
 
3) If your furkid has a tatoo that says "Mom" anywhere on it's body, it
means that they probably would have preferred to remain living at home.
 
9) If your flumpy has a tatoo of a globe with a knife through it on their
shoulder blade, it means they were in the marines.  Don't get this one
mad, or he'll knock you down and give you 'what for'!
 
2) If your hob has a tatoo of a girl's name on either bicep (ferrets have
biceps???) it means he's a "player" and you should keep him away from
Jills (unless he gives you enough money to let him sneak into the cage!).
 
7) If your Jill has a tatoo of a phone number on either hind leg, get
another Jill.  This one is gonna be trouble!
 
11) If your fert has a tatoo of a bowl of kibble, call Richard
Simmons...and get a second job.  You'll need it to keep this one fed!
 
5) If your furrat has a tatoo of a snake all over its body, call the
Crocodile Hunter, then run.  This one could be dangerous!
 
8) If your furry-nose has a tatoo of a "hula girl" on a flexible part of
his body (is there any place on a ferret that *isn't* flexible?), then he
is an entertainer.
 
6) If your sprite has a tatoo of a bunch of hash marks and the names of
hobs listed underneath, get out your wallet...this one likes living off
of alimony!
 
Finally, if your furflumpy has one dot, it means it is arriving by land,
and two dots means it is arriving by sea.  Wait...that was Paul Revere's
signal, wasn't it?  Then one dot means the cat is outside and two dots
means...wait...where's that book?
 
Todd and the (I'll play in the ink, but yer keepin' that needle!) Fuzzbutt
Rodeo Clowns!
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[Posted in FML issue 3868]