Hello everyone on the list.  My name is Slinky.  Fred usually writes things
for us, but he is busy teaching the new kitty how things are around here.
I am writing to complain!  My mom recently brought home a new cat for the
local humane society.  She is HUGE, and has very long hair.  I already had
one cat to keep clean, and now she brings home another.  I am furious with
mom.  I have tried retaliating.  Leaving little "surprises" for mom, but I
dont think she is getting the hint.  Any ferrets out there have any ideas?
We have hidden her car keys, and her cell phone where she cant find them.
So what now?  Well i better go groom Maya.  We all know how cats are, and
she is the worst with her long hair.  She doesnt care what she looks like.
A ferrets work is never done.
 
Slinky
P.S.  Dont tell mom I was on the puter.  Bye!
[Posted in FML issue 2791]