My partner has just told me about a friend, he lived by the coast and had
an upturned dinghy in the garden.  One evening he heard a strange mewling
noise, upon further investigation he found his ferret and the neighbour's
favourite cat under the dinghy.  The ferret was busy chewing the throat
out of the neighbour's cat.
 
As far as I know this is not a tall story, my partner knew the bloke
since childhood.
 
Erm, anyone got any cute stories?
 
C
[Posted in FML issue 4300]