WARNING!  Do NOT, repeat do NOT allow your fuzzrats in the room while
viewing a recap of Jurassic Park 1 prior to seeing the 2nd movie!!!  And
most CERTAINLY do not take them to see the new one!
 
< :::scamper scamper:::pounce:::CHOMMMPPPP!!::::::heeheehee
dookRRRROOOWOWWWRRRRdook dook dook.....heeheehee.......> Losing ground
rapidly here -- cats have been compromised - no longer meowing but
"dewooauk"ing.  Sounds ominous.  Many instances of VelociFerret and
CompyWeasels.... Avoid large groups of lounging mustelids -- try to disperse
groupings of 3 or more mustelids in a 10- foot radius.  Good luck.
 
..........ffffssssrrrrrrppppppppptttt...........<<<<<>>>>>>><<<<<>>>>>
****EXTRA-SECRET TRANSMISSION from FLO Gen. Drifter to Gen. Preen:****
Extend welcome to 3 Ohio recruits.... congratulations on brainwashing
procedure on dog - please send procedure for cats.  Have excellent
brain-scanning ability - send requirements of mission.  S.H.E.V.Y.  has been
sabotaged for upcoming foray to Columbia area post to inspect troops there.
Will report results forthwith.  ****End Transmission****
.....fzzzzzpppppttt.......................
 
ADDENDUM: AAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!  Sgt.  Silk reports Humans have
discovered thumb-opposing ability!!!  We have been compromised!  Take extra
care on missions and STOP OPPOSING THOSE THUMBS when in sight of Silly
Humans!
 
END of End of transmission......
FLO OPERATIVES UNITE! WE SHALL OVERCOME!!!
Gen. Drifter, Lt. Lynx & Sgt. Silk
-- OUT --
[Posted in FML issue 1951]