Dear Rachel,
 
I can relate to you with your attack ferrets.  I have three dogs, one a
Malamute, one a Border Collie, and one a German Shepherd.
 
My Homeowners has been canceled because two of the three are "vicious".
Well, I asked for just fire, wind, that stuff.  Never mine the liability
for the dogs.
 
My agent said he could not give Fire Insurance to a dog.  I said none of
my dogs smoke.  I asked if all the smokers were thrown out also.  He said
he could insure smokers who could burn the house down, but not
non-smoking dogs.
 
Progress -I DON'T THINK SO.  Wait will he tells you he cannot insure
smoking ferrets.
 
Marilyn
[Posted in FML issue 4909]