**Excerpted from FLO personnel files, updated 6/27/96.**
 
Agent Designation: Still holding pending completion of basic training and
assignment of permanent FLO unit designator.
Age: Approx. three years.
Sex: Male
Color: Dark Sable
Recruitment Method: Transfer from now-defunct partisan unit.  Conditions
at previous posting were primitive; insufficient/poor quality rations,
outdoor billeting, insufficient contact with human logistics units.
 
Comments: Recruit somewhat underweight, but responding well to improved
living conditions mandated by FLO regs.  Seems to have difficulty getting
along with unit CO Colonel Scooter, who has begun a rigorous training
program of thrashing recruit at every opportunity.  Contact between recruit
and CO should be limited until orientation and basic training complete.
 
Overall, recruit shows promise.  Strong motivation, easygoing manner, and
intense curiosity will serve him well in the struggle to keep this isolated
outpost free of FDI units.  Initial hostility from CO may prove a problem,
but intensive intervention from human logistics units should help to
mitigate this.  Rumors of FDI patrols operating in neighboring districts
necessitate the integration of all available personnel into unit operations.
 
** End Excerpt**
 
        I am Ferret of Borg
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                        Bitter Apple is Irrelevant
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[Posted in FML issue 1616]