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valerie wahoski <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 1 Aug 2003 12:47:42 -0700
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Pink is EVERYWHERE!!!!  I'm covered in PINK!!!  WHY PINK!!!!  Giving
medicine to 5 fuzzies 2x's a day for 2 weeks...I should have known to
wear a bib.
 
First victim:
Jack...symptoms: sniffles....place him on my lap with syringe in left
hand fuzzy in right...attempt to get the easy way out and hope he licks
it...nahh, he knows better...so I scruff him...He wiggles...squirms...ahh
2 minute break..onto the next victim :
 
Buckie...Nope no luck with him either...*sigh* by now I've got pink
medicine splattered on my face, and shirt and arms.  There's GOT to be a
better way...Hmm I wonder....
 
Scruff Kokie in my right hand, syringe in mouth, left hand holding open
the mouth, push out medicine from syringe with tounge...no fight from
Kokie..YESS!!!  IVE DONE IT!!!!  muahahaa
 
Rosie's the last one...Pick her up, and she smells the medicine...just
starts licking it like it was ferretone...*rolls eyes* why cant all the
other boys be good like you?
 
-valerie, and the pink fuzzies
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4227]

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