To hear my animals tell it, today (Saturday) is a most horrible day.  So,
at the request of the dog, cat, and two ferrets, please pray for their
tortured souls that must endure a bath, blow-dry, and drops.
 
Please bow your heads in a moment of silence....
 
April (the mean ole bathing mommy)
Bridgette (the "get it over with" dog)
Nutt (the "noooooooooooooooooooo" cat) <he really does that while I bathe
him>
Luna (the scramble like hell up mommies arm ferret)
Sola (the "poop in the tub" ferret)
and
Damon (the referee, towel daddy)
[Posted in FML issue 2715]