So, i'm living with two guys that i've roomed with before, and both are
familiar with The Ways of Ferrets.  Yesterday, one of them lost his keys.
The first place he checked was under the ferret cage.  The second, under the
couch where Potpie hides Stuff.  The third, behind the couch.  Then in the
cushions and all those other places where humans generally lose stuff.  He
asked me if I'd seen them.  I looked in the places where Potpie generally
hides stuff, then said, "Nope.  Unless they were on your bag on the table."
The bag was no longer there, nor were the keys.
 
Where were they?  He had put them in his bag and taken it upstairs.  After
spending the entire day assuming my darling, innocent little Potpie was the
culprit, it turns out that he was the one to blame.  :)
 
Melissa and the "Who, me?!" ferrets
 
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      Melissa Litwicki                              "Is it ... atomic?"
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[Posted in FML issue 1652]