This is sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:
 
Let me tell ya a story 'bout a ferret named Taz.
A poor little fert,nearly lost his pizzazz.
That one day he was runnin' through the house,
And he stopped real fast,cause he thought he saw a mouse.
    Rodent,that is.
    Small mammal.
    Squeak toy.
 
Next thing you know,he'd slid across the floor.
Got his butt stuck sliding by the door.
Knew he was in trouble,so he called out for help.
Mom pulled him out,with just a little yelp.
    Ouch,that is.
    Pulled the fur.
    Lost some hair.
 
Ol' Taz danced around, cause lawdy it hurt.
Mom she laughed,such a foolish fert.
Taz got mad and he chased the mousie south.
And when he came back,the mousies in his mouth.
    Yap,that is.
    Mouse holder.
    Food tunnel.
 
Well,Mom said ferret,you put that mousie down.
You've been acting like such a silly clown.
That mousie's not real,but you've put me in the mood.
To get you some of that special ferret food.
    Treats,that is.
    Tummy yummies.
    Great ferret goodies.
Ya'll come and get it,ya hear.
 
The preceding was a true story,only the names weren't changed to protect
the innocent.Sorry Taz.
 
Sandy and Fuzzies
[Posted in FML issue 2847]