HIIIII Yaaa !!!  , shhhhh, sorry, Da Mom says I am too rambunkshus!
Hoomans, eh...I am Canadian!
 
Anyways I want to tell ya I am gettin some Canucks Memberships here and i
am so proud!  We are the polite guys but we help lots!  I am a lucky guy
that got a Mom.  Don't tell her cause I'm trying to train her right now
but she rescued me from somtin in the glass house they put me in that was
making me sooo sick so we want to help the other guys that do not have a
home and if they are lucky they get to a shelter.  Then the shelter Moms
and Dads work soooo hard to try to feed the kids and make life better fer
dem that sometimes I think I should get a job, just like Da Mom says.....
"you should get a job, spoilt brats" S'ok, she says that to the cats
too...we are all spoiled and happy, her too but she likes to say dose
things cause when she leaves for work we all get sad and she does too
because she has to leave us.
 
So do you know that all the Kouri Fan Klub stuff goes to help the Shelter
Kids???  Yep, it all goes to S.O.S., we tink they are wonderful! and they
help out the shelters in need.  Dey help EVERYONE too!
 
I have to tell you, I am the Kanadian Rep but I only collect the money for
the Canucks.  These guys "Harley Bear as club President, Kit as Membership
Director, Miss Lily as Vice Chair, Dixie as Treasurer and Stormy has agreed
to be our Spokes Model Ferret.
 
Dey work soooo hard, I would need too many naps and NEVER get anything done
like checking if I could get in da garbage, chasin the big cat, hissing at
the other cat and ducking her "whaps", following Da Mom, going for walks, I
tell you I tink those guys should maybe get more help.  It's lots of work.
 
But tanks you guys down south!  Hey I tried digging, digging, diggin
cause we are "UP North" and if you guys dig, dig, dig, maybe we can make
a tunnel, cause your're DOWN south???  Da Mom is a spoil sport and says,
sigh, it doesn't work that way, I don't care I am trying to dig my way
there.  Don't tell her but I know sometimes she takes me for "walks" and we
get to the spot and she sits down and drinks that coffee stuff and I dig.
Of COURSE I know I am throwing dirt her way...she should be helping stead
of drinkin that coffee stuff!
 
Anyway, tanks for helping out with da Memberships...everyone...and check
out da site!
http://www.geocities.com/kourifanclub/index.html
 
Toby, the Kouri Fan Klub Kanadian Rep.
[Posted in FML issue 3408]