Ferret Workout Program (for nonfuzzies (-:  )
 
Hop over running ferret while cooking
Leap over lumpy rug when going to next room
Stretch and reach for hidden socks under bed
Bend and pick up forbidden object that is somehow on floor
Quickly navigate bell toys while running for phone
10 yard dash, trying to beat ferrets to the open door
 
Repeat daily to build up true ferret dexterity
Sixteen hour naps will help build stamina (-:
 
Risa
[Posted in FML issue 3268]