Michael,
I read your whole post about applying scientific method to determine the
cause of FIRS, but I must say the best part was at the very end...
 
>I would be happy to try this but I am lacking certain necessary items: a
>wild ferrety animal, a crying baby, time, and money.  The best I could do
>would be to run around to people's houses squeaking toys at their ferrets.
 
that gave me a really good GIGGLE!!
 
thanks!!!
 
Stephanie
and Topaz
[Posted in FML issue 2265]