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Konstantine <[log in to unmask]>
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Sat, 17 Jun 1995 13:07:52 -0800
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>ferrets sometimes unleash frenzied, rapid-fire bite and slash attacks on
>infants, usually on their heads and throats, and sometimes inflict hundreds of
>bites.  The animals have been reported to then drink the victim's blood and
>eat the shreaded tissues.
 
  I suppose now they'll tell us that garlic and a cross will protect us
from hordes of evil vampire ferrets.  Vlad Mustellis strikes again!!!
 
             Blessed Be,
                    Konstantine.
[Posted in FML issue 1229]

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