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Hi All--Happy Thanksgiving and all dat.  First of all I has a new email
addy-the other one got garbage in it and had to be tossed in de trash.
Its [log in to unmask] --very easy to remember.
 
Now on to de gweetings.  The other day a beautiful sable guy trotted over
de bwidge--no ferret in his mouth-I knew he had to be de famous Toby.
But where oh where was his ferret toy.  He was a very polite ferret and
when Is introduced myself to him-he hugs me and says his mommy had tells
him all about me--and it was all good.  Oh I am impressed by his mommy.
 
He didnt even laugh at me like lots do.  In facts he admired my outfit
and even my hat with de bent halo and den even de dusty wings.  He wants
a hat like mine.  So offs we wents to twy to find a hat like mine--talks
with Sandee and she digs up another one dat was pink-well pink wouldnt
work for him a big strong boy-so he says hows about a twade.  I consulted
Sandee and she okayed it and so now I have a pink pith helmet and Toby
has my beige one--very suitable for a nice-looking polite guy likes him.
I asks him if he wants a tour of de areas around de bwidge and he says
well you have more pwaces--I said all dis and more.  He asks if he could
waits and visit with the de other furs in his business and wait for his
sis Sweet Pea who was following.  Oops-I asks him where his famous
stuffed furry was--he became suspicious and asks-you wont takes it away
from me will you--of course not I says--any ting you can sneak across de
Bwidge is yours and besides no one steals here as we are all perfect here
with a few exceptions being me who cant manage keeping my teeth off other
furries,
 
So he wents over to a corner and dug out a beautiful stuffed toy furry
and you cant imagine where it was--of course his secret backpack which
all furries have and hoomins cant ever find.  You could just see the
pride in his eyes over his prized possession.  All mine unless of course
de Boss wants it.  I didnt tink de Boss would want but we wents to check
with Him and He admires de ferret and He says dat it was ok for Toby to
has it and dat He didnt really need his toy, but thanks for asking.  Toby
couldnt believe dat all de first day he actually got to meet de Boss who
rules over all.  He feels really honored.  So we sits down to waits for
Sweet Pea to come.
 
And den we saw her bouncing across de bwidge --war dancing bouncing from
one side to de other-we fears dat she would bounce off but she makes it.
Sweet Pea was here and what a time we all had with all of de nice lady
who tooks care of dem on de earth.  From de bwidge to earth mommie--they
both see and hear and bounce perfectly and yep she had her pillar in her
backpack.  Oh and we had to take time to admire both pillar and ferret.
Everybody came and oohed and ahhed about dem.  Toby splained to Sweet Pea
dat it was ok for her to keep pillar since she had gotten it across de
bwidge.  Wowsie are we ferrets lucky --hoomins cant take it wit dem but
wes can within limits.  So wardance party, food and dwinks all around.
She actually hugs me and admires how I looks and didnt even laugh at me.
 
So I asks are we ready for a short tour--we'll just dash over to ermine
northland after you guys get your haloes and wings and we will meet dese
other musteys.  Dey said there are others--I tells them wait and see and
be prepared for cold.  Off to ermine land a very large group went and
soon we were in snow land and dere were lots of ermines to meet us along
wit a few of de white ferret kits who had come up dere originally wit me
when I took off in a pout wit Isabel and nine baby kits.  Intros were
made and dey shows Toby and Sweet Pea all awound de place and dere little
igloo type burrows andall de new kits--and cider and pumpkin pie was
passed awound--where did des tings come from--no one said a word.  De
head of de gwoup said de tings just shows up one day and why question
gifts.  Makes sense to me.
 
By dat time everyones ready to go back.  And off we returns and stops by
de hammie house where de hammies are made and very nice hammies wit great
colors--dose kits work dere little paws off fixing dese tings just
because dey loves to do it.
 
And den we all went to dere new home which his business had fixed up in
case one or two of dem came.  Oh it was gweat--just lush gweenery and
fwowers all over de pwace.
 
And den dey wants to send a message to dere beloved earth mommie--Here
it is--Mommie we are doing gweat dont cwy we will be waiting for your
future visit wit us and tanks for telling us all about de bwidge and Ms
SaraFerret.  I has big tears in my eyes tinking how much I miss mommy
even doe I used to bite her all de time.  Well it was sleepytime and we
all sacked out when dey invited me to spend de nite--of course much
whispering went on all tru de nite.
 
Dis is SaraFerret again giving a special message to de world.  Mommy and
of course me have heard tru de gwapvine dat man
[Posted in FML issue 4707]

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