Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled bat-biters...
 
(Hey Sabrina...can ya wiggle yer nose? :))
 
Wanted to mention that in my Sunday News, there is a section called
"Slylock Fox", where a situation is described and you have to figure out
the solution.  This past Sunday, the situation involved "Fingers Ferret"
and his gang, planning on stealing stuff.  Now, *where* did they ever get
the idea that ferrets would *ever* steal anything? :)
 
As for Ferret Dangers, here is my list:
 
Life
Cleaning products
Sleeping under things that get stepped on
Foam rubber
Illness symptoms not being noticed
(Key) Lyme disease from ticks (and tocks!)
Large dogs
Reclining chairs/couches
Milk chocolate
The California (and Hawaii) Dept. of Fish and Stupidity
Fat ferrets sleeping on top of small ferrets
Bad TV SitComs
 
Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns.
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[Posted in FML issue 3776]