I got it!  It's here!  The new Pennsylvania wildlife conservation license
plate is a wonderful (and very ferrety-cousin-looking) river otter.
 
Now the rear end of my car is complete.  There are three ferret window
stickers ("Love Those Ferrets" on the left; "I HEART Ferrets" in the
middle; and "I Love Ferrets" on the right) with a stuffed silver mitt in
the rear window.  My FERRET WARRIOR bumper sticker is proudly displayed
on the black plastic panel between my tail lights.  And now, inside my "I
HEART Ferrets" license plate holder is a cute brown river otter looking at
everyone fortunate enough to drive behind me.
 
I've never been a bumper sticker kind of a girl before, but that's what
owning ferrets for 6 years and turning 50 in 3 months will do to a person,
I guess.  (It's a possible excuse, anyway.) You can't own this great plate
if you don't live in PA, but you could buy the FERRET WARRIOR bumper
sticker from Support Our Shelters (just ask me) if you feel jealous after
reading this post.
 
Happily
Judith
 
And yes... DUH.... I do know what the heart stands for :)
[Posted in FML issue 3058]