A friend of ours is a priest of Loki.  He gave this to us and asked that we
post it to the FML.
 
                          Bear's Saga
                         by Fenris Wolf
 
On his swift journey to the high realm of Asgard rides Bear
White fur almost hidden by the creamy breasts of a Valkyrie
Only eyes of Loki's most sacred onsidian reveal his presence.
 
The halls of Asgard, Valhalla, Folkvangr, Glitnir and the rest
soon not one will be safe from raids of Bear the ferret
as he rambles through them a viking
 
Gods of the Aesir and Vanir you have been warned!
Your hold and silver shall be forfeit as weregeld to Bear the ferret
his hoard will soon be greater than the one held by the dragon, Fafnir
[Posted in FML issue 1616]