Dear Dodger,
Rugrat and I were sorry to hear about your prolapsed rectum.  She went
through this in her first year.  She liked to eat things like fabric and
fuzz, and the straining to pass these foreign items caused her prolapse.
She had several enemas and then Dr. Kathy stitched around her rectum to
hold it in.  In a few weeks, the stitches were removed and she has not had
another episode in 5 years.
 
To the ferret in New Zealand, do you like Cod Liver Oil?  (natural flavor,
not mint.) Used in moderation, (a drop or two at a time) it can help tide
you over until your parents find some Linatone or Ferrettone.  They need
to be really careful about the amount they let you have because it is so
high in Vitamin A which can be very toxic.  They might contact Neeps on the
internet.  Maybe they can ship to you.
 
Love to all the dookers out there.
 
--
The Critterpen by Chemayn
Cheryl M. Nordgulen
Olympia, WA  98506
http://home.earthlink.net/~critterpen/index.html
Walk in peace, speak softly, love much.
[Posted in FML issue 2437]