Well, this is it. We've reached day twelve...now you can all sing this song
at various Christmas parties and caroling expeditions.
 
Please note that day ten's gifts have been changed.  I kept tripping over
"poinsett'a leaves" when I sang it and figured others were doing the
same...and, with this being a work in progress I figured editing was
a-okay!
 
Merry Christmas everyone!
 
The Twelve Days of Christmas
 
On the twelfth day of Christmas my fuzzies gave to me
 twelve joyous kisses,
 eleven sockie garlands,
 ten dug up planters,
 nine thorough groomings,
 eight stolen presents,
 seven tangled ribbons,
 six eggnog puddles,
 five sneak attacks,
 four little nips,
 three cute yawns,
 two table raids,
 and a dragged off and hidden fir tree!
 
Pat and the furry inspirations (Tess, Shiloh, Amadeus, Ozzie, Sonny, &
Sadie)
[Posted in FML issue 2900]