Hiya everyone, Pogo here.  My maid Jenny is getting ready to go outside.  I
don't think I'll play with her today, she's sneaking out on the job.  <runs
into open bathroom> Wow!  There's a towel draped over the side of the tub!
I think I'll climb up it and see if she remembered to put the soap on the
floor like I told her.
 
Wait!  What was that out of the corner of my eye I see as I reach the brim
of the bathtub?  Yes!  My toilet brush!  I'm going to go get it, but
first-WHOA!!  How'd I manage to fall in the bathtub?  Aw, shucks, no soap.
Oh, well.  Let's go see if the toilet brush wants to play.  WEE!  I fell
down the *other* side of the tub, and now I'm out again!
 
Hey, buster, are you looking at me?  I'll show you, you prickly monster!
Ooh!  Haha!  <dooks wildly, and jumps back> That tickled!  How'd you do
that?  Want some more of me, Punk?  AAH!  Quit rolling over me!  Gee, man,
take a bath, Whoo!  You stink and, look at this, you got me covered in
white confetti!  At least, I think it's confetti.
 
Wow, Jenny's back already!  I think I'll go see what her socks are up to.
Heeheehee.  Gotta go now!  Dooks and nose kisses to everybody!
 
Pogo, the toilet-brush-attacking-super-ferret-from-Mars
[Posted in FML issue 2596]