Alright, insanity has set in.  The library walls are closing in, and I've
started to babble.  (...must...finish...paper...) If humans have
soothsayings, then ferrets must have toothsayings, general cliches, and
miscellaneous ramblings....
 
A closed drawer attracts no ferrets.
 
A ferret in your hand is better than two in your pants.
 
God's will is the most powerful force in the universe. The desire of a
ferret to get under a door is the second.
 
All raisins must pass.
 
The stink is mightier than the fang.
 
...the ankle bone is connected to the foot bone, and the foot bone is
connected to the toe bone, and the toe bone is connected to the ferret
tooth...
 
A stitch in time neuters mine.
 
Don't put all your poops in one corner.
 
Dumber than a CaCa Fish and Gestapo agent in rut.
 
A watched litter box never soils.
 
A rolling ferret gathers no socks.
 
Never underestimate the power of the poof.
 
Welcome to Poop's corner (Thanks to Andrew)
 
And for you soft drink fans..... Just Poo It!
 
ok ok ok ok, back to the books  (....must...finish...poster...)
 
Bob C and the 17 Mustelids of Mirth
[Posted in FML issue 1880]