>Paris writes: "Subject: Dear DippyDo and DoodleBuggers Date
>
>Parris here, you know, Princess in The White Fur Coat!!  I have this
>problem solved.  I will go with the girls to this lunch date.  I be a
>CHAPERONE.  We will DRESS.  We will act like LADIES.  Dippy, surely Uncle
>Scott will let DoodleBug come.  He must DRESS and act like a GENTLEMAN.
>None of that rolling around in the back hammy.... No running around
>behind the sofa to, well, uh.... Especially NO ear licking.  This is a
>respectable lunch date.  DippyDo, you tell Uncle Scott you be in good
>paws, I be there to see that his Precious Dippy well chaperoned.
>
>Now WHERE are my silver high heels.... and pearls.......
 
OOOh Paris,
 
Thats a good idea.  I am always a gentleman you never have to worry about
Dippy, She is to precious.  And must be treated like the princess she is.
But I can't vouch for Bonnie da Squidget, her escort is my brudder Petey
the pooped on.  And he is a wild man.  He even flys.  But between you and
me.  We can keep an eye on the Squidget.
 
I gotta go look for my cumberbund and bow tie.
Dooks,
Doodlebug, Star of Stage and Screen
http://www.geocities.com/kourifanclub/doodlebug.html
Kouri Fan Club...Doodlebug
[Posted in FML issue 3910]