Hi Everyone,
 
I usually just lurk, but my husband is always making up silly rhymes, so I
put him to work.
Enjoy!
 
There once was a ferret named Rikki
And when he peed, he wasn't too picky
He peed on the floor
And in front of the door
So thats why the floors are so sticky.
 
Josie's a ferret I know
Who likes to bite on your big toe
Don't take off your shoes
Or you'll soon have a bruise
And I'll say "I told you so".
 
Belle the ferret must dig
And she looks like she's dancing a jig
She hips and she hops
She never stops
That's why the hole in the carpet is so big.
 
Pam - the pooper scooper
Dave - the poet
Rikki, Belle, and Josie - the objects of our affection and frustration
[Posted in FML issue 1862]